Friday, August 18, 2006

Vanuatu, Friends.




Lurking in all good supermarket freezer cabinets there is a threat.




Good yeomen, unless you have a better atlas than I, you will struggle to find Vanuatu on the map. For those of you who are now struggling to remember where you stored your old school atlas, I’ll give you a clue. It is in the South Pacific in the New Hebrides chain of islands about 1090 miles East of Australia. (Note 1) The Republic of Vanuatu deserves a little bit more respect. After all, any country’s National Anthem that starts “Yumi, Yumi, Yumi” should get a bit of a spotlight now and again. (Note 1B).



Yes, its Phil the Greek in all his pomp and circumstance. Lurking in the footnotes is a nugget about this man(?).

In fact, Vanuatu will be getting a little bit of prime time TV time soon. There is a great series on BBC2 called Tribe. In it, Bruce Parry takes a documentary crew and lives with remote tribes – it is fascinating stuff – explore the web page if you don’t believe me. Well, in an interesting twist on this, Channel 4 are going to take remote tribal people and bring them to Britain and follow them with a documentary crew. It promises to be equally compelling viewing. (Note 2)


Not that I set out to blog about documentaries or royalty. Somehow, strange news items are flinging themselves at me today. In the Philippines, Armand, Luis and Angel have cost Florentino Floro his job. Not a bad job by all accounts, he was a judge. OK, Armand, Luis and Angel are dwarves. Not ordinary dwarves, but dwarves of the imaginary mystic variety. Not understanding the benefits of a touch of vertically challenged, alternative reality mysticism to the decision making process, medical experts jumped to the conclusion he suffers from psychosis. I wonder how many British Judges are brushing up their résumés?



Perhaps Florentino would feel a touch better after a short holiday. He and his mystic dwarves could up sticks and take in a bit of culture somewhere. (Note 3) Maybe they would benefit from ”a place where people often find themselves roaming endlessly”. If so, then Oregon is the place for you. Book soon, the Oregon State Fair starts next Friday and runs until September 4th.


This, my adventuroes yeomen is an advertising pic for the Oregon State Fair. See how they treat their visitors?

Maybe I am a touch cruel. It’s just that I learned something worrying about Oregon this morning by reading Sean’s blog. The picture of a rural idyll painted by the Oregon State Fair hides a frightening secret – to which the young boy can testify. Mutant blackberries plague Oregon, specifically Marion County. All day I have been plagued by lurid nightmares… err.. daymares about these fruit lying in wait and ravaging innocent men and ravishing their good ladies.


Maybe it is time for me to take my dried frog pills.


Certainly there is no time left to cover my original blog topics.




From 14th June, the industry standard Crozzy Standard has been applied to footnotes.



NOTE 1: On the page of the atlas that looks like it was originally just plain blue until someone sneezed after drinking strong coffee. Click to return



NOTE 1B: This translates to “We, We, We” which tends to suggest, with the addition of a few ‘e’ an extract from a game to be played with young children or an instruction from a United Airlines Stewardess (yes that last one was uncalled for). I must admit that I have been busily searching for the actual sound file with the words, but as I failed you will just have to make do with this. I hope that when 2012 comes around and they win heaps of gold medals, I have prepared you so you can sing-a-long. Click to return



NOTE 2: We are promised that in one program we will see a tribe from remote Vanuatu let loose on the streets of Britain. Which is interesting because these people apparently worship Prince Phillip as a God. Click to return



NOTE 3: This could actually test out just how mad he really is. If he is truly mad, he won’t buy one ticket, but four. I really can’t see a travel agent turning the chance for the extra sales. Mind you, it will be interesting to see how airport security manages in searching imaginary mystic dwarves. Click to return


If you missed this link the first time, then I’m sorry.



I’m a very, very sidetracked Hector.
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2 comments:

Judge Florentino V. Floro, Jr. said...

Hello, thanks for your blog report on me, just saying regards, and may I just quote here my statements in other blogs, for brevity:

My lawyers, counsels of record in the case are a) Atty. Gregorio M. Batiller, Jr., Ateneo and Sen. Rene A.V. Saguisag.

We did file more than 4 motions to cross-examine the medical experts but the Court just NOTED, meaning no action on that.

the full resolution:
http://www.supremecourt.gov.ph/jurispruden...RTJ-99-1460.htm


http://psychic-and-healing-judge.blogspot.com/

I did present star expert witnesses -

a) Mr. Jaime T. Licauco, psychology visiting professor in America, and parapsychology expert, these credentials were admitted by the opposing counsel,
Dr. Eduardo L. Jurilla, Makati Medical Center Director of Psychiatry,
c) Dr. Eduardo Maaba,
d) psychologist staff of Dr. Theresa Gustillo-Villasor,
all our objections against improper questions were denied.

My physician, Dra. Vez testified, as ordinary witness plus 14 other ordinary witnesses, and the Court accepted my 2,000 pages exhibits 1-39, which included my 800 pages court rulings, decisions, and resolutions, where, not a single word therein mentioned dwarves, angels, etc. however, I quoted Mr. Licauco's "psychic phenomena", and these 2 words were ruled in the decision as the main cause of my removal.

The Decision was drafted in full and solely by Atty. Ma. Isabel Providencia Timbangkaya Solis (the daughter of Atty. Victoria Timbangkaya, my counsel, as partner of my counsel of record, Sen. Rene A.V. Saguisag). MIND-BOGGLING -
http://www.supremecourt.gov.ph/jurispruden...RTJ-99-1460.htm

HER FIRST BORN MET SWING ACCIDENT (RESULTING TO 7 BIG left FOREHEAD STITCHES INCORRECTIBLE LIFETIME), and HER ONLY OTHER SON WAS BITTEN BY A DOG, HER MOTHER WAS THRICE HOSPITALIZED FOR PNEUMONIA, MALARIA, FLU, WHILE HER FATHER IN LAW, JUDGE CESAR SOLIS' BR. 14, RTC MANILA OFFICE WAS RANSACKED ON APRIL 7, RELEASE OF THE DECISION, SHE RESIGNED ON APRIL 7 FROM JUSTICE NAZARIO, PONENTE, NOW WITH JUSTICE GESMUNDO SANDIGANBAYAN,

PLUS, ATTY. LUZVIMINDA D. PUNO DIED OF OPEN HEART SURGERY, 12 HOURS AFTER I TALKED AND FORETOLD, WITH ATTY. SOLIS, and JUST 5 DAYS ABS-CBN AND THE WORLD RECEIVED THE DECISION ON APRIL 7, THE BIRTHDAY OF ANGEL, my spirit guide,

plus, on the HOUR AND NIGHT THAT I KNOCKED at the home of Justice NAZARIO, first friday, August, the time that the OFFICE OF JUSTICE NAZARIO drafted the FINAL RESOLUTION released on August 11 and 14, THE JBC/SUPREME COURT MOURNED THE DEATH OF LILY VICTORINO - wife of JBC Member Raul Victorino, who is left with only one daughter. PAINFUL isn't it?

what is the message of GOD?

MAY PUSO PO BA SILA?

She failed to do her homework -

a) her draft which was finalized in the 75 pages decision - sentenced me guilty of 7 administrative charges, gross ignorance of the law, because it declared that I did NOT notify the fiscal of hearing on recognizance (for probation); that is silly, since, I hold the evidence, 6 documents, that -

I HAVE NO FISCAL,
THE DOJ REFUSED AND FAILED TO GIVE ME FISCAL, to paralize me, I have 500 criminal cases,
The FISCAL TEMPORARILY ASSIGNED RESIGNED on the first day of the hearing,
BUT I NOTIFIED THE OFFICE OF THE PROSECUTOR OF ALL THE HEARINGS ON RECOGNIZANCE;
so there is a DELIBERATE conspiracy to MESMERIZE the DECISION -

WORST,

I hold, now, the OTHER BOMB, 2 Supreme Court resolutions (NEWLY DISCOVERED EVIDENCE) dated August 11 and November 16, 1999 which DENIED FOR LACK OF MERIT, my REQUEST TO BE GIVEN COPY OF THE COMPLAINT 85 pages, where there is NO COMPLAINANT, but just a memo on audit with details on the 13 charges,

WORST,

I was convicted of SEPARATION FROM SERVICE DUE TO PSYCHOSIS, which is not included in the INFORMATION OR COMPLAINT, that is provided in the Constitution,

So, under our law on criminal, administrative and constitutional procedure or process, rule of law, if you are accused by the information or complaint of MURDER, and if such crime is not proved, however, if you were proved to have committed acts of lasciviousness, you COULD NOT BE GUILTY of the latter CRIME PROVED BUT NOT ALLEGED ...

WORST,
The one who drafted the DECISION, Atty. Solis even included my very beautiful mother - who is already dead since 1995, and my brother, who have nothing to do with the case ... they were pronounced not in the obiter dictum but in the RATIO DECIDENDI as having defective GENES...
LOOK - at the FACT -


5 December, 1939 - Birth of Minita Viray Chico-Nazario

5 December, 1925 - Birth and Death of Milagros V. Floro ...
5 December, 1995 - (Mother of Psychic Judge Floro)

5 November, 1953 - Birth - Judge Florentino Velasquez Floro
5 November, 1997 в JBC Application of the Psychic Judge
4/5 November, 1998 в Appointment of Judge Floro

The GREATEST BOMB - TRUTH -

Yesterday, I talked CONFIDENTIALLY with the writer of P.I. Daily INQUIRER, with gentlemen's agreement that he would not write anything on this YET, until, and after I simultaneously give the material FIRS TO ABS-CBN, Standard Today, Manila Times, inter alia, at press con at the DOJ press, 2nd floor, veep::

If I am psychotic and mentally deranged, why should the highest officers of the Supreme Court ask my help, they brought me to the CONFERENCE HALL of the SUPREME COURT, the 2nd most sacred tabernacle of the TEMPLE OF JUSTICE (Davide circular), to CONDUCT SPANISH CARD READING ... witnessed by 5 Supreme Court security guards, from 1:45 p.m. to 4:25 p.m. that afternoon with a SBARRO messenger delivering P 2,000 pizza?

Here, read this -
http://www.sunstar.com.ph/forums/viewtopic.php?p=61441#61441
"
Sincerely,

Judge Floro

The Mad Yank of Yorkshire said...

Wikipedia is my source, Vanuatu, officially the Republic of Vanuatu, is a Melanesian island nation located in the South Pacific Ocean. The archipelago is located some 1,750 km (1090 mi) east of Australia, 500 km (310 mi) north-east of New Caledonia, west of Fiji and south of the Solomon Islands.

Vanuatu was first inhabited by Melanesian people. Europeans began to settle in the area in the late 18th century and in 1906 Britain and France officially claimed the country, jointly managing it through the British-French Condominium. An independence movement was established in the 1970s, and the Republic of Vanuatu was created in 1980.

Hope it helps!